About The Elf
Well I thought it was about time to tell you, my dear solitary reader, a little about me.
I am 32 years old. I am devastatingly handsome, although in the past three years or so my middle area has been enlarging ever so slightly mostly due to beer and inactivity. I am married to the most wonderful, loud, neurotic, beautiful, obnoxious woman in the greater Columbus, Ohio area. I have no children at this time, except the 120 or so kids I call students. I am a teacher of history and geography, as well as religion at a parochial school here in beautiful Columbus, Ohio. I graduated from The Ohio State University with a Bachelor’s in history and a Master of Education in Social Studies blah, blah, blah. I love music, chiefly Tom Petty, Pink Floyd, Guns N’ Roses, Metallica, Neil Diamond, and a bunch of others. I like to write, read, and be a loud mouth. I wear primarily blue jeans and T-shirts if I can at all help it, and I do not like haunted houses. I also like guitars, homebrewing, cameras, and guns.
Well, that ought to about sum things up. There’s more to know, of course, but a little mystery just might keep you coming back. So then, until later.