Hunting Fairies

Student: Mr. Kersey, isn’t Tinkerbell awesome? (Showing me her folder depicting numerous Disney-esque fairies).

Me: No. I hate pixies and fairies. I like to go pixie hunting.

Student: Oh! That’s terrible.

Me: No, it’s cool. When you shoot a fairy they explode into a cloud of glittery fairy dust. It’s awesome.

Student: Nuh-uh!

Me: Yep. It’s true.